Launching something new but can’t get past the blinking cursor on the Sales Page?
Let me do the hard part and write your sales page for you — in a day!
Now booking for 2024
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Now booking for 2024 🔥
What damn sexy sales copy is
A sales page specifically written for a new service, group program, course or digital product
One quick round of edits on a 30-min call so you can move forward and sell your thing already
Perfect to test out new offers without paying $$$$$$ for a crazy long sales page while you don't even know if this thing will sell
What damn sexy sales copy is not
A long-form sales page for your signature course or program (your copy is substantial, but not like B-School 5000 word long)
A drawn-out process with 5 revision rounds and hours of client research
An excuse to skip figuring out who your audience is or who you’re targeting
A quick-fix for an audience (size) or offer problem. With a tiny list or an offer that no one wants, it doesn’t matter how good the sales page is.
Get Results Like These
Quick, well-written sales pages and emails made for conversion so you can take your copy and run!
Other notable entrepreneurs I’ve written copy for include: Taylor Lee, Elizabeth Goddard, and Dama Jue from The ThriveCart Template Shop.
Sales Page Copy in a Day is perfect for service providers, consultants, coaches, course creators, and those that sell digital products.
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This is a medium form sales page that gets the most important information and key elements across, so you can launch the offer and start selling it.
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You will have to fill out a simple prep form, I will also pull your voice from your existing website, sales pages and social media.
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My style is cheeky, informal and I can’t resist a pun or little joke when it fits. If you’re looking for a formal writer that appeals to boomers, I’m not your person.
Check out some of my case studies to get an idea of length and style.
What You Get
Your sales page copy written in a single day, so you can move forward and launch the thing already.
Delivered in a Google Doc including headlines, subheadlines, sections and design notes so you can implement ASAP (or pass it on to your designer!)
Walkthrough video where I walk you through my thought process, any notes, and the sections on your sales page.
No calls required (!!!!) I have a really smooth process that works and it based on 1 easy form. The only optional call is for your edits.
The exact length depends on your product or service and input. The one on the left was about 8 pages in a Google Doc.
Optionally you can add on 3 or 5 sales emails so you can start selling without overthinking what you should say for half a workday.
P.S. You should totally reuse these sales emails for social media and evergreen funnels.
How it works
Book your day
Lock down a writing date. Sign the contract + pay your invoice and fill out the prep work. Then we’re all set! 🔥
Your sales page writing day
My turn! You can do whatever you want during the day, your copy will land in your inbox once I’m done ⚡️
Optional: copy edit call
Optional: Book your 30-min edit call within 7 days. If you have edits, we can go through and do them together 😉
Implement + Launch
Implement your brand new copy on the sales page (or have someone do it for you!) and sell it already 🚀
Options + Pricing
Sales PAge Only
Perfect if you just need to add the damn thing to your website.
$1750
Sales Page +
3 sales Emails
Perfect if you need to add it to your website and sell the damn thing over email.
$2100
sales page +
5 sales emails
Perfect for evergreen funnels, launches or some extra oomph.
$2250
A 50% deposit is required to book your spot. The full amount is due in full 7 calendar days before your writing date. Please use the contact form at the bottom if you need a different payment plan (at no extra cost). Prices exclude VAT where applicable, my company is registered in The Netherlands. European business owners with a valid VAT-number will be reverse charged.
What others are saying
Proof I know what I’m doing
Why Should I Write Your Sales Page?
If writing sales copy is stopping you from bringing your next offer into the world — you need my help.
I wrote 100+ sales pages and 400+ sales emails for biz owners like Taylor Lee, Elizabeth Goddard & Dama Jue.
In the last 2 years I made $200,000 from email marketing alone.
I got you.
Got questions?
If you have questions, fill out the form and I’ll be in touch. We can Voxer, DM on Instagram or get on a video chat, I’m easy like that.
What the F.a.q.
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My tech gremlins will send you a form to leave all of your offer details, some of the things I need to know are:
✓ Name of the product or service
✓ Details about what the offer includes (time, sessions, modules, downloads, outcomes etc.)
✓ Who it’s perfect for and how it will help them
✓ Details on why this offer is important
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The point of Damn Sexy Sales Copy in a Day is to have something you can move forward with, not something you adore so much you can turn it into a typographical art piece and hang it in your living room.
Although this is damn good copy, it’s to get your offer launched. The only edits provided are the ones we do on the 30-minute edit call. If it puts your mind at ease, I’ve only had 1 of these booked for 70+ sales pages. (And a few edit calls where we didn’t edit much just chatted about launching, writing, and our work.)
An imperfect sales page will make more sales than one that sits as a draft. (<< put that on a poster instead!)
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You can do whatever you want during the day, your sales copy will land in your inbox once I’m done. You can book in a 30-min edit call within 7 days where we can make any adjustments and I can answer any questions.
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That’s what the prep work is for! I can and will move forward and write on our original date — this is not like a VIP day where we go back and forth. I will sit down, take your input to write your sales page and deliver it. You don't have to be there for that! If you'd rather move it to a different day, we can discuss that on a case-by-case basis but a restart fee applies (and I book out far in advance).
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Hey, I get it, I can be A LOT. At Damn Copy I highlight parts of my personality (like how I can make more dirty puns than a 14-year-old) but it’s not all that I am... I am also easy to work with, reliable, and professional* and I write in a tone that fits YOUR business, YOUR clients and YOU. When in doubt, just reach out and we’ll chat.
*only on Tuesdays though
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Heck yes! Some of my favorite clients are business-to-consumer business owners. BDSM industry? Check. Religious printables? Check.
What can I say, I’ve got range ;)