Time to sell something… but what do you write in the F*cking emails?
Let me do the hard part and write your sales emails for you
Now booking 2024
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Now booking 2024 🔥
What damn Electrifying Email copy is
A series of 5 or 8 promotional emails written for a service, group program, course or digital product.
Perfect for evergreen promotion, funnels, or a launch.
The perfect way to boost sales on something existing - with or without the pressure of a live launch or evergreen funnel.
Take your copy and run!
What damn Electrifying Email copy is not
An alternative to a well-written sales page, I need input to work with ;)
A full funnel design and copywriting service - that’s a little more work…
An excuse to skip figuring out who your audience is or who you’re targeting.
A quick-fix for an audience (size) or offer problem. With a tiny list or an offer that no one wants, it doesn’t matter how good the emails are — they just won’t make a difference.
Get Results Like These
Quick, well-written emails made for conversion so you can take them and run!
Damn Electrifying Emails is perfect for service providers, consultants, coaches, course creators, and those that sell digital products — but need some help writing sales emails
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These are emails to sell something existing, I need a decent sales page to start from. If you don’t have one, check out Damn Sexy Sales Copy instead.
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You will have to fill out a simple prep form, I will also pull your voice and details from the existing sales page.
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My style is cheeky, informal and I can’t resist a pun or little joke when it fits. If you’re looking for a formal writer that appeals to boomers, I’m not your person.
Check out some of my case studies to get an idea of my style.
What You Get
Book your package and delivery date on the calendar!
No calls required. My streamlined AF process only required a little input from you.
Delivered in a Google Doc including subject lines, content, and design notes so you can send out those emails ASAP.
Walkthrough video where I share my thought process and important notes.
The exact length of the emails depends on your product or service and input. A longer sales page has more inspo and input I can pull from!
How it works
Pick Your Package
Choose between 5 or 8 emails to promote your thing and the delivery date 🔥
Simple Prep
My tech minions will send you a super simple form to grab some details - like the existing sales page url and to find our if you’re doing a special launch ⚡️
Sit back, relax and sell
I’m off to write your emails! Your email copy will land in your inbox on your chosen delivery date 🚀
Options + Pricing
5 sales Emails
Grab this option for time-sensitive sales, like launches, funnels or a price increase.
$750
8 sales emails
Perfect for a launch, webinar, email sequence with a downsell! Can also be used for swipe copy for summits and bundles.
$1000
Need it Yesterday?
Contact me through the contact form at the bottom of the page for a 2-week turnaround, a 25% rush fee applies.
A 50% deposit is required to book your spot. The full amount is due in full 7 calendar days before your writing date. Please use the contact form at the bottom if you need a different payment plan (at no extra cost). Prices exclude VAT where applicable, my company is registered in The Netherlands. European business owners with a valid VAT-number will be reverse charged.
What others are saying
Proof I know what I’m doing
Why Should I Write Your Sales emails?
If you know you should sell over email but you’re just not doing it… Well you need my help!
This is a quick and easy way to strike a dreaded money-making task off your to-do list. And give it to someone who loves it.
Want to talk first?
If you have questions, fill out the form and I’ll be in touch. We can Voxer, DM on Instagram or get on a video chat, I’m easy like that.
What the F.a.q.
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Nope, I will get all the info I need up front through an easy to fill out form. You can do whatever you want while I’m writing, your copy will land in your inbox before end of day.
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My tech gremlins will send you a form to leave all of your offer details, some of the things I need to know are:
✓ Link to the existing Sales Page
✓ If you’re running a sale, it’s for an evergreen funnel, or you’re just promoting because you can (and should!)
✓ Details on why this offer is important to you
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I’m going to brag for a sec because this doesn’t really happen... However, I want you to be ecstatic with your copy (and then tell all your friends!) So if you feel like we can do better, we’ll hop on a 20-min edit call together to polish your copy. You don’t have to turn on your camera if you don’t want to, it’s just easier to screenshare and polish up the copy while we both look at the same doc!
Check out my case studies for an idea of who I work with really well! If you still have questions fill out the form on this page and we can talk.
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That’s because once I’ve done all my online snooping to write your sales page the emails are easy! I’m writing less copy but the research and effort into getting to know your biz is the same ;)
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You can choose between a 7- and 21-day turnaround, with a lush discount if you can give me more time! The clock for your delivery starts ticking once you submit the form, I cannot conjure up some copy without any information ;) If you don’t submit the form within 14 calendar days, I’ll keep your money and not write anything. Please don’t make me do that though, I love my work and hate being the bad bitch.
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Hey, I get it, I can be A LOT. At Damn Copy I highlight parts of my personality (like how I can make more dirty puns than a 14-year-old) but it’s not all that I am... I am also easy to work with, reliable, and professional* and I write in a tone that fits YOUR business, YOUR clients and YOU. When in doubt, just reach out and we’ll chat.
*only on Tuesdays though